Friday, November 30, 2007

Funny!

This is just part of a funny blog post that one of my Gear West teammates just sent me. He's describing Cycling in the Fall Season. This is his take on triathletes:

For the full hilarious blog post, go here.

The Triathlete
At this point in the year The Triathlete has transitioned from short-shorts and half-shirt to full-length tights and loose-fitting long-sleeved runner's jersey (which is an outfit that is a helmet away from a pair of pajamas). However, he (or she, of course) has not yet transitioned from the 53x14 gear, nor from the "tuck" of questionable aerodynamic benefit that is less Pro Tour time trialist than it is pedantic professor resting his elbows on a lectern. Not even the vibrant colors of autumn are enough to distract The Triathlete from his or her mission of beating leisure cyclists over modest inclines, striving to improve on "personal bests," and abstaining from all aspects of cycling except for the going forward with your head down part.

Hahahaha!!!!
So now that I am in the off season, I think I'll get some sun in the tropics.
okay... so my friend Holly has too much time on her hands again. She titled this one How Not To Wear A Thong...
Aye. Que Cosa???

11 comments:

TJ said...

HA! Good stuff!

Bigun said...

all compliments....

Lance Notstrong said...

Oh. My. God.

Jumper 2.0 said...

That's not the same post I read last evening!

Is that your head in that picture?? OMG! That is so funny.

Are you trying to compete with Steve? ;-)

Steve Stenzel said...

Wow.

Almost believable...

brendaj said...

The excerpt definitely brought some people I know to mind! And I would be a little nervous if I had friends like yours... :)

Tri-Dummy said...

Okay. What the H E double hockey sticks was that?

Since when did you move to Florida?

supalinds said...

Ha ha, that is too funny!!!

nimo said...

OMG! How much turkey did you have on thanksgiving day! You look like a Beef Supreme Gordita (gordita in spanish means fatty) in that picture...

too funny

21stCenturyMom said...

I don't know how I missed this - Oh My!

the Dread Pirate Rackham said...

GOOD LORD WOMAN PUT SOME PANTS ON!!!

I love it!